Some you will have heard before, some will be new to you.

 ”Its just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”

“I’m so fast that last night i turned off the light switch in my hotel room and got into bed before the room was dark.”

“Only the nose knows where the nose goes when the doors close”

“A man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.”

“Joe Frazier is so ugly that when he cries, the tears turn around and go down the back of his head.”

“Champions aren’t made in gyms, champions are made from something they have deep inside them - a desire, a dream, a vision. They have to have last-minute stamina, they have to be a little faster, they have to have the skill and the will. But the skill must be stronger than the will.”